Report from the Tea Culture, Ceremony and Cuisine Committee
Of course we watch Earthian TV. We’ve been watching since long before TV was invented here.
And let me just say; you guys are incredible! In the last 50 years, you’ve gone from manual typewriters and slide rules (slide rules!) to a supercomputer in your pocket.
In your pocket! Just. Amazing. A supercomputer that would fill a room 30 years ago, a supercomputer more powerful than the one NASA used to land on your moon. Amazing.
“What a planet!” Oh yeah, that’s a quote from your Kurt Vonnegut, one of our favorites. Yes, we love writers too. And actors. Directors and cinematographers, videographers. Musicians !! Dancers! Painters and sculpters! We’re in LOVE. Earth has SO much art.
We do have a special place in our horks for American TV though. So fun and revealing and trashy. Captain Kirk! Ensign Uhuru! And of course our favorite, Mr. Spock.
He’s practically a god to us (well, if we had anything like gods).
We love that Vulcan “live long and prosper” hand sign thingie. We just don’t have the fingers for it.